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[笑话] 最经典的中国式英语

    Good good study, day day up.
  
  I‘m a scamp,I‘m afraid of whom
  
  no three no four
  
  We are brothers,who and who
  
  You are who??
  
  Give you some color to see see.
  
  I brother (我哥哥)
  
  you are black new new
  
  root you duck dead knock~~~~~~
  
  people moutain people sea
  
  horse horse tiger tiger
  
  old three old four......
  
  one word is out, four horses cannot chase...
  
  save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower
  
  riding a donkey reading play , go and see
  
  one road with windd
  
  Are you serious?(你是西尔瑞斯吗?)
  
  No,I\’m kidding。(不,我是凯丁)
  
  Birthday happy!!
  
  eight seven four!
  
  how r u=怎么是你?
  
  how old r u=怎么老是你?
  
  down half body consider
  
  up half body write---下半身思考
  
  Want money no have要 钱 没 有
  
  Want life have one要 命 有 一条
  
  really his mother\’s nomeans........
  
  spring dream
  
  you gave me get out!!
  
  rolling egg…滚蛋:)
  
  care he three seven twenty-one...管他2721......
  
  meat beam hit dog, have go no return...
  
  Pig Head Three
  
  Dragon Head Old Big
  
  I only is no talking. In here doing no talking things. Big home please eight seven four me la……
  
  long time no see
  
  do early fuck (做早操)
  
  your wife is beautiful.- where where.
  
  three peple go, one it\’s my teacher
  
  people first born, sex is kind
  
  I Very Love You(绝对经典的语法错误)
  
  east(west)single~~~~东(西)单
  
  King\’s house well(王府井)
  
  White Give!(白给)
  
  i English no Good
  
  weighty Color gently Friend
  
  You give me wait!!
  
  first eye see u, i shit love u...
  
  america china not enough
  
  horse horse tiger tiger
  
  beautiful you!!美的你!
  
  bule who see, and whose.(不入虎穴,焉得虎子。音译)
  
  I Feel it difficult to pass。 “我感到很难过”
  
  Three heart two meaning!简单,’三心二意’!
  
  Look through autumn water!’望穿秋水’!
  
  Red face know me?“红颜知己”!
  
  I\’m not care three seven twenty-one“我不管三七二十一”
  
  fish yes women lady out animal ¥于是我们来到动物园...
  
  go high fuck try恭喜发财..........
  
  have not face to see person!!!!
  
  I think come think go.........
  
  Five talk,four beauti,three lover五讲,四美,三热爱!
  
  我的同学在美国,老师问中文America怎么说,答:美~~国~~~!老师:ma~~ke war~~~?
  
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  这些东西,只要是学过英语的中国人都能看懂,就不用给出意思了吧~~
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